Melted Snow.. A Home Remedy?

Studies over the years have shown that snow in large quantities has drastically improved morale and happiness within people and animals, but could it also double as a home remedy for certain illnesses?

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, PhD sat down with us at MeltedSnow headquarters to state this is exactly the case:

"Melted snow to some may just be Dihydrogen Monoxide, but it can in fact be included as part of a well balanced breakfast, much like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Using test groups, our studies have found that melted snow increases hydration, nutrition, and when taken in large quantities can speed up the process to flush out illnesses like the common cold, or even swine flu."

 This story is currently still in the breaking news stages, more to come as we receive comments from the NHC and many other reputable news sources.